It's true, I am. How can this be you might ask? Well, I just sucessfully, honestly, filed my taxes using Turbo Tax (I might add that I have done this nine consecutive years now). That means I am smarter than the majority of Emperor Obama's appointees. They weren't quite able to figure out how to file thier taxes, and ended up not paying for several years, but the spineless congress appointed them anyway, cause they were just so much smarter than any other human being in the world and this was an emergency, so they should be appointed (Thanks for nothing, Orin Hatch!).
Anyway, I felt like bragging, I am able to do something "America's brightest" can't do - my own taxes. Feel free to leave me a comment congratulating me on my awesomeness.
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Now that you can use turbo tax, give spell check a try. I'm sure "Emperor Obama" can at least spell Genius.
I'd hope so - he has speech writers...of course, he did think America invented the automobile....
I believe the song, "Your Unbelievable" is appropriate here.
I think it's fair to say that Chuck's mis-spelling of genius was done on purpose.
Your genious never ceases to amaze me!
The Emperor wouldn't last long in a spelling bee in Oklahoma or Arkansas. Ya gotta no how ta git along with thuh lokels.
I'll take the spelling problems over "por jugdmint"
Now if you could just learn to tie your shoes (velcro is getting more and more difficult to find)
Are you too genius to blog anymore? We want to hear from you and Kristin. We need a Carter update.
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